Bye Bye All You Socialist Creeps

Bye Bye All You Socialist Creeps
(Sung to the Tune of Don McClean's "American Pie")

A short, short time ago
I can still remember
How the stories used to make me irked
But I knew that if we had our chance
We could change the circumstance
And get our nation back to work.
January made me nauseous
The Republicans were just too cautious
Commies in the West Wing
I couldn’t take one more thing
I can’t remember if I shouted
The day the Socialists were outed
The day America died.
So bye, bye all you Socialist creeps
Drove my Prius
Just to see us
Make that Communist leap
Them good old boys were taking methamphetamine
Singing America has now up and died,
America has gone up and died.
Did you write the book of Marx
With the preface inked by Rosa Parks
Because old Darwin told you so…
Do you believe in pop and rap
Can you hear music in this crap
And can you get me on to Dance with the Stars?
Well I know that you voted for Obama
I saw you hooked on his campaign drama
You both bowled a couple of frames
Man I love those Special Olympic Games
I was a middle age Banker in an SUV
With shoes and jacket by Guc-ci
But I thought that I would never see
The day America died.
I started singin’
Bye, bye all you Socialist creeps
Drove my Prius
Just to see us
Make that Communist leap
Them good ol’ boys was being anything but green
Singin’ America has gone up and died,
Yes, America has gone up and died.
For three months now we’ve been on our own
With the President right outta Rolling Stone
But that’s not how it’s supposed to be,
When the jester named king and consort
In a pair of Leon Trotsky’s shorts
And a voice that came from 1984…
And while the king was reading script
From the teleprompter, sounding hip
The press conference was delayed
By Barney Frank’s babble and spray,
While Leahy read a book on Engle
Gays and lesbians began to mingle
Chris Mathews’ leg began to tingle
The day
America died.
We were singing
Bye, bye all you Socialist creeps
Drove my Prius
Just to see us
Make that Communist leap.
Them gold ol’ boys were planning CIA leaks
Singin’ this’ll be the day America dies
America has gone up and died.
Climate change was all that mattered
And Al Gore just kept getting fatter
8 feet wide and full of gas
The kicker tried for an extra point
While Dems pushed for legal joints
And the jester on the sideline peddling grass
Now the half-time air was thick with smoke
As Obots got their legal tokes
We all got up to leave
But the RINO’s got a reprieve
The soldiers tried to take the field
But the bean-counters refused to yield
Did you recall Obama’s New Deal
The day
American died.
We started singin’
Bye, bye all you Socialist creeps
Drove my Prius
Just to see us
Take that Communist Leap
Them good ol’ boys refused to be beat
Singin’ America ain’t gone up and Died,
No, America ain’t gone up and died.
Oh then Pelosi spent all our dough
A trillion has how many zeroes?
And the O generation will get the check,
Come on, Barack be nimble Barack be quick
Barack just lit the burning wick
And the tea-parties are just where it all begins,
Each time I watch him read his lines
I think what a terrible thing a mind
Is to waste
And we’ve only had 2 months taste
As the debt piles high and outta sight
In a Socialistic pagan rite
I saw George Soros laughing with delight
The day
America died.
He was singin;
Bye, bye all you Socialist creeps
Drove my Prius
Just to see us
Make that Communist leap
Them good ol’ boys are storing gold in their teeth
Singin’ America ain’t gone up and died
No, America ain’t gone up and died.
I met a girl whose shirt said “Vegan”
And asked if she knew Ronald Reagan,
But she just turned and passed some gas.
Then I went down to the Humanist store,
Which replaced the churches from days of yore,
But the sign there hanging said “No mas.”
And in the streets the children chanted
Dear Leader’s name as they recanted
The sins of their lovely capitalist days.
Nothing left for buyin’
The markets all were dyin’
And the three men we admired least
Obama, Biden and that Hillary Beast
Sat down to dine on a royal feast
The day
America died.
We started singin’
Bye, bye all you Socialist creeps
Drove my Prius
Just to see us
Make that Communist leap
Then good ol’ boys are takin’ cover and deep
Saying this won’t be the day that we die,
No,
We won’t let American die.